I want to like totally make out with Bioshock!!
Oh my god guys! My name is Fresco, and I LOOOOOOVE Bioshock. It's like being dazzled by a sassy video game that takes place under the sea, but oopsy! Where is Muriel the little Mermaid?? Where is Spongebob squarepants? Woow OH MY GOD! Sure as my name is Fresco, this isn't the happy cartoon land of yesterday. These awful mutants sure are cute when they attack, like if they were like totally buff I would want to make out with them in front of the Plasmi-quik station, while using the enhancement devices to become a better citizen of Rapture. Speaking of "Rapture" as soon as I get my copy, I'm putting on my designer silk robe and im going to romance the DVD game, like it was my little muuki-muuki make out friend.
I am desperately in love with Bioshock and cannot wait for it to be "released" with Rapture. I can't wait to explore "Rapture" it sounds very sassy.
Who here would make out with Bioshock if Bioshock was like a really hot person?
Fresco Frederick Ferdenan Fjord Junior
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