That's it. I'm releasing my own game: BioSHACK
A cross between BioShock and BioDome, The hero will be Pauly Shore and there will be a lot more T&A.
The story begins when a drunken college student falls off the balcony into a sewer and discovers a city beneath the city that had been built in the 1960's by an evil genious that had addicted his population to beer and pretzels.
Now, there's these really hot chicks that go around grabbing the pretzels off drunks that have passed out and they have a bouncer named "Big Daddy" with them who weighs in at 270 standing 6'5 with half a ton of gold around his neck.
Okay, now you don't know if Big Daddy is her pimp or not, so you have to decide whether you're going to knock off Big Daddy and share the pretzels with the hot chick or knock them both off because you smoked a fat one an hour ago and your munchies are totally out of control.
The tie into pretzels leads to GWB (remember the "pretzel incident?) who will be the final Big Boss to defeat to save the free world.
we can't have ANOTHER game based off the works of ayn rand already!
wait awhile....at least until pixel shader 4 comes out and everybody has an extra-wide screen.
LOL.... I'm thinking more like Vonnegut on acid.
Never did like that neo conservative be-atch.
id buy it
You know.... It's really not a bad premise...
I'm gong to save this page and copyright it just in case.